When the just-right-and-conveniently-available actor
who has a fan-base and flare enough
to generate the buzz you need
to get a meeting
to pitch and sell
your sweated-blood-to-write original TV pilot
lands a re-occurring role on some other show,
does it really matter that,
"if water was whiskey and I was a duck,
I'd swim to the bottom and drink my way up"
doesn't actually rhyme?